Bingo Humor

Jokes and humor are very important to have, even in the most serious situations. Humor makes the world go round, and bingo humor makes online bingo games better by far.

Laughter is good for your health, and for other people's health as well, so when you play bingo online in your favorite bingo site, along with your beloved chat mates from the online bingo chat room, you should try and get a smile upon their faces. Smiling means good mood, good mood means more fun and excitement from the game, and more health on the long run.

So get yourself going and quote the next few bingo jokes to your friends. See how they'll appreciate you later.

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FantASStic1
Last night, my friends and I went to our local Bingo Club as they put on some male dancers for us.
One of the women wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a £20 note. She called the dancer back, licks the £20 note and sticks it to his other butt-cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note, calls the guy over and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet… What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass and grabbed the eighty pounds!

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FantASStic2
Betty, Ethel, Sylvia and Percy are sitting at a table at the local Bingo Hall when for the first time in 7 years Percy gets a full house. In the excitement of jumping up and down shouting Bingo, his trousers accidentally fall down, exposing him fully to the startled ladies! Betty and Ethel had a stroke, Sylvia couldn’t reach! 

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